There's nothing that says you can't show a little humor when taking care of your physical self.  This spacious duffle is perfect for traveling, or carrying your workout gear. This bag will keep all your stuff neat and organized with multiple pockets, including one with a zipper for your most valuable possessions. Adjust the padded shoulder strap when carrying heavier things. It may not actually weigh 300lbs but it's good to set goals. 

• 100% polyester with black interlining
• One size: 22″ × 11.5″ × 11.5″
• T-piping for stability
• Adjustable and removable padded shoulder strap
• Dual padded handles with hook & loop fasteners for easy carrying
• Mesh side pocket
• Multiple inside pockets